JUSTIN HAWKINS – vocals, guitar, synthesizer
     
      Birthday: 17 March
     
      Favourite The Darkness Song: Friday Night
     
      Favourite The Darkness Gig: The Monarch, Camden Town (6 February 2002, first time wearing furry trousers!)
     
      3 Desert Island Discs:
     
      AC/DC – Powerage
      Aerosmith – Pump
      Queen – Jazz
      Additional Information:
     
      The Darkness vocalist Justin Hawkins became an amphibian midwife during an educational visit to the Norfolk Broads. Whilst urinating behind some bushes, a spherical object fell from a leaf and rested on the shaft of his man-member. To his horror, the object wobbled before what appeared to be a frog-like creature with a long tail hatched from within it. The reptile accepted Justin as her mother, and denied the Hawkins family s attempts to introduce her to the wild. The scaly infant would look at Justin and exclaim You are the one that I want. Probably because he had DELIVERED THE NEWT ON JOHN .
     
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